• person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones)

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i just need to get my shit together

— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: omegaqueer)

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trencly:

relationship status:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa)

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apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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